Monday, November 29, 2010

Popcorn Flavoured Jelly Bellies

Jelly Bellies can be a fun surprise. What's that orange on? Mango you say? oh ya, and how about the dark green ones or any shade of red? So good. But whats that white and yellow flavour? Banana? That could be good. Roasted marshmellow? Mmmmm. Perhaps some tropical concoction. Let's give it a try...

POPCORN!!!??? are you serious??!!! That is the most putred, vile thing I have ever eaten! I become like unto this pumpkin - just tossing my seeds in the lavatory. I would rather have the Harry Potter beans with ear wax and puke cause I'm going to end up with puke taste in my mouth anyway so I'd rather not add the sick popcorn flavour on top of it.

And that is why it is so important to eat Jelly Bellies one at a time. The popcorn flavour will over power any other flavour combination and send you straight to the seventh circle of hell.

I give it one half breath mint out of 5. (Half is the minimum I am allowed to give as a rating)

Friday, November 26, 2010

Super Mario Brothers 3

Don't lie, you've played this game. And everytime the card game or coin ship or mushroom house came along it totally made your day. But nothing was greater than getting in that goomba shoe and stomping on spikey guys. Possibly the hammer brother suit... no nothing was better than the shoe. Flying with a raccoon tail never seemed so plausible than it did here. Now theres another thing - who didn't have (or know someone who had) a raccoon tail in the early 90's? It was the procyonid hollocaust back then. Oh it was worth it though. I saw one once jump over a fence. See what I mean by plausible? of course you do.

Anyhow, Super Mario Brothers 3 gets 3 and a half giant land koopa's out of 5. (Lost a few points for the frikkin hard levels on world 7 that drove me crazy)






Thursday, November 25, 2010

Ramly Burgers


Good luck finding these beauties outside Singapore or Malaysia. And they may very well be one of the greatest things you'll ever eat! Hold on just a second cause it sounds a little gross... cheap beef or chicken wrapped in a fried egg, add various toppings like baked beans, cabbage, carrot, hot sauce, mayo and cheese and a sprinkle of greasy love. Holy crap, I want one right now. Its been over 6 years since I've been in Malaysia and was able to chow down on this awesomeness. Gila! Gila I say! (ya, my Malay has grown weak)

If you ever find yourself wandering the streets of Ipoh, Perak at night, hope you find a Ramley burger stand and it will make your life complete. I give it 4 and half pepto bismols out of 5.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Marvel Civil War


This is several years old now but I got thinking about it the other day. This is what generated my current interest in comic books, which at times I think can be a vastly under-rated medium of literature and other times... not so good. It's a big hit or miss industry. Anyway, here's is my quick synopsis. Imagine a world where people have super powers, sometimes not very nice people. Super villians obviously. Sometimes it's well meaning people who doesn't have good self control or judgement. This describes many of the protagonists in Marvel comics. Specifically the New Warriors in this story. They start up a reality show about catching super villians. One of these villians, Nitro, ends up blowing up and entire neighbourhood while defending himself. Hundreds dead as a result. (Interesting commentary on reality tv there) The government and people want more control over the actions of super powered individuals and soon it becomes law for everyone with any super human ability to register with the government and go through a training program. This splits the Marvel heroes into two opposing political groups and is where this story gets into some deeper messages.

A very basic philosophical concept of freedom is the major theme throughout this storyline. That is "freedom to" vs "freedom from". In the story we have the pro-registration side supporting "freedom from" the harm that unqualified and/or dangerous super powered beings cause whether intentional or collateral damage. The opposition is supportive of the "freedom to" privacy basically. Both sides can be seen as the protagonist here but some writers clearly show a bias towards the opposition unfortunetly.

This brings up many current political issues of freedom. Freedom isn't the ability to do whatever you want. To take an extreme, if I want the freedom to kill someone then I must give up my own freedom from being killed. (Since as a society attempting to build equal rights what one person is allowed must be applied to the others within that society. But thats getting onto a tangent) Freedoms are sometimes mutually exclusive. Thus, freedom to and freedom from are sometimes polar opposites and both cannot be satisfied. Now we can all agree that freedom from being murdered is a freedom we want. So we have made freedom to murder against the law. We don't want to be robbed so we as a society have made laws against stealing. But freedoms are not always so easy to agree upon. Think about the different political issues today. Legalizing marijuana (freedom to smoke weed vs. freedom from the effects of it) for example. It seems to me that after periods of prosperity, the "freedoms to" are pushed more than the "freedoms from". As we feel safe (due to our freedoms from) we want allowance to do a wider range of behaviours without legal interferance. The 60's was a good example, following the safety of the conservative 50's. After hard times, it is the freedoms from that recieve a greater push. See also the conservative 50's after World War 2. Discussion over which type of freedom is more important can obviously get very heated and depends greatly on perspective. I think of George Orwells book 1984. In that world, a great war has occured and the following society is almost completely based on "freedom from" so much that people don't have the "freedom to" be themselves or to really do anything. It's an extreme. The opposite view would be complete anarchy if we had all the "freedom to" that there could be.

Moderation in all things. Finding a balance between freedoms will be an ongoing battle. That brings me back to Marvel Civil War. Go read it. There's good character moments, great art and a thought provoking between the lines story about personal freedoms that can be related to everyone.

Welcome to Random Reviews


I was going to write things like this on the sollywoods.blogspot page but then I felt I should save that for the adventures of Mrs.Sollywood and myself. Oh and trust me, the adventures will come! I mean, we almost went to South Korea and I would have ended that entire conflict by now if we had. Too bad we'll never know... but go there to find out about all that madness. Welcome to Random Reviews! (because alliteration makes everything better and who doesn't use the word random out of context these days?)

I found this sign when I searched random on google